To whom it may concern,
I have been invited to host while your regularly scheduled program is interrupted! Allow me to introduce myself! I am the Spiciest Cupcake, though mostly only because it was in opposition of Candy-Coated Bacon and also decidedly an equally gross flavor combination in the making. I am tragically and boringly uninterested in the finer points of coding and have been invited to speak of anything else that may take my fancy. Currently leaning towards a couple of rants about how we encourage poor behavior and a lack of creativity in our society, or maybe just a lovely jaunt through cell-phone land! My level of whimsy and rage will be the deciding factors.
The Spiciest Cupcake